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timeJune 23, 2010, 03:26:35 pm #210
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194. If a girl is truly in love, she will save her vagina hole for her man (or tentacle beast) leaving any strangers with the sole option of her BUTThole
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timeJune 24, 2010, 10:38:07 pm #211
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195. Tojo brought Hitler back to life
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timeJune 27, 2010, 07:16:38 pm #212
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196. wierd undies are mandatory for gym class. I don't know why, but the girls always wear that shit
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timeJuly 29, 2010, 03:46:29 pm #213
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197. In attempts to defeat me, the japanese government tried to shoot me with a kamehameha wave because they don't like this thread. I responded to this threat by saying superman will kick your ass. Japanese people aint got no kryptonite. This is truth.
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timeJuly 29, 2010, 10:14:55 pm #214
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198. Japan's ballistic warheads are topped with a giant dildo
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timeJuly 29, 2010, 10:46:47 pm #215
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200.The bases of all japanese beds are built from tentacle monsters
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timeJuly 29, 2010, 10:54:02 pm #216
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200.The bases of all japanese beds are built from tentacle monsters

200. When blacks are speaking about the Japanese, they become retarded and many times mistake the number 199 for 200.
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timeJuly 29, 2010, 11:01:57 pm #217
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I cut pasted that because I had planned to wait until someone made 199. But now our 200th truth is some ol bullshit, waitta go BUDDY
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timeJuly 29, 2010, 11:47:39 pm #218
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198. Japan's ballistic warheads are topped with a giant dildo
201. In the future, Japan's ballistic dildos are topped with warheads
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timeJuly 30, 2010, 01:03:40 am #219
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202. Japan is already working on a way to make faggots stfu about the future
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timeJuly 30, 2010, 01:11:56 am #220
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203. Japan is super sorry about Pearl Harbor. Seriously.
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timeJuly 30, 2010, 01:21:20 am #221
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203. Japan is super sorry about Pearl Harbor. Seriously.
204. Disreagrd tojo from that equation
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timeAugust 12, 2010, 11:07:20 pm #222
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205. The japanese are totally okay about Hiroshima, they thought that was a gay city anyways
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timeAugust 14, 2010, 08:24:12 pm #223
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206. And Nagasaki was where all the GAY Japanese soldiers went.



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timeAugust 14, 2010, 08:28:10 pm #224
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207. Japan is currently making fun of soup's grammar
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