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194. If a girl is truly in love, she will save her vagina hole for her man (or tentacle beast) leaving any strangers with the sole option of her BUTThole
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It smells so good. It's like how sometimes a guy can get you horny just by his colgne.
One day I swallowed all ten of BUDDY's penises. My nipples were so erect that I began to lactate blood.
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June 24, 2010, 10:38:07 pm | #211 |
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195. Tojo brought Hitler back to life
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June 27, 2010, 07:16:38 pm | #212 |
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196. wierd undies are mandatory for gym class. I don't know why, but the girls always wear that shit
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July 29, 2010, 03:46:29 pm | #213 |
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197. In attempts to defeat me, the japanese government tried to shoot me with a kamehameha wave because they don't like this thread. I responded to this threat by saying superman will kick your ass. Japanese people aint got no kryptonite. This is truth.
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July 29, 2010, 10:14:55 pm | #214 |
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198. Japan's ballistic warheads are topped with a giant dildo
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July 29, 2010, 10:46:47 pm | #215 |
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200.The bases of all japanese beds are built from tentacle monsters
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god dammit im not changing my name to souP
i'm nearing the stage in my relationship in which my girlfriend will give me a rimjob
Staring at his dick doesen't pleasure it honey. Commission means you pay me money for that bullshit.
It smells so good. It's like how sometimes a guy can get you horny just by his colgne.
One day I swallowed all ten of BUDDY's penises. My nipples were so erect that I began to lactate blood.
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July 29, 2010, 10:54:02 pm | #216 |
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200.The bases of all japanese beds are built from tentacle monsters
200. When blacks are speaking about the Japanese, they become retarded and many times mistake the number 199 for 200.
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July 29, 2010, 11:01:57 pm | #217 |
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I cut pasted that because I had planned to wait until someone made 199. But now our 200th truth is some ol bullshit, waitta go BUDDY
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god dammit im not changing my name to souP
i'm nearing the stage in my relationship in which my girlfriend will give me a rimjob
Staring at his dick doesen't pleasure it honey. Commission means you pay me money for that bullshit.
It smells so good. It's like how sometimes a guy can get you horny just by his colgne.
One day I swallowed all ten of BUDDY's penises. My nipples were so erect that I began to lactate blood.
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July 29, 2010, 11:47:39 pm | #218 |
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198. Japan's ballistic warheads are topped with a giant dildo
201. In the future, Japan's ballistic dildos are topped with warheads
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July 30, 2010, 01:03:40 am | #219 |
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202. Japan is already working on a way to make faggots stfu about the future
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July 30, 2010, 01:11:56 am | #220 |
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203. Japan is super sorry about Pearl Harbor. Seriously.
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July 30, 2010, 01:21:20 am | #221 |
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203. Japan is super sorry about Pearl Harbor. Seriously.
204. Disreagrd tojo from that equation
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August 12, 2010, 11:07:20 pm | #222 |
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205. The japanese are totally okay about Hiroshima, they thought that was a gay city anyways
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god dammit im not changing my name to souP
i'm nearing the stage in my relationship in which my girlfriend will give me a rimjob
Staring at his dick doesen't pleasure it honey. Commission means you pay me money for that bullshit.
It smells so good. It's like how sometimes a guy can get you horny just by his colgne.
One day I swallowed all ten of BUDDY's penises. My nipples were so erect that I began to lactate blood.
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August 14, 2010, 08:24:12 pm | #223 |
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206. And Nagasaki was where all the GAY Japanese soldiers went.
If this post says its edited, smf is lying.
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August 14, 2010, 08:28:10 pm | #224 |
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207. Japan is currently making fun of soup's grammar
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  I almost stopped fapping. Almost.
god dammit im not changing my name to souP
i'm nearing the stage in my relationship in which my girlfriend will give me a rimjob
Staring at his dick doesen't pleasure it honey. Commission means you pay me money for that bullshit.
It smells so good. It's like how sometimes a guy can get you horny just by his colgne.
One day I swallowed all ten of BUDDY's penises. My nipples were so erect that I began to lactate blood.
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